I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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