It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My dick has a subreddit
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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