her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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