so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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