She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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