smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
there is glitter all over my balls
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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