I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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