I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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