i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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