so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
found the other keg... it's in the tree
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off