dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.