i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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