He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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