Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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