But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You did what with his pubic hair?
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