I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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