Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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