fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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