i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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