HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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