We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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