just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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