love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
