Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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