I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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