i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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