Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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