Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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