White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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