he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize