Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
