Christians are straight up FREAKS
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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