Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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