Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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