SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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