i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He better not be in your backpack
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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