Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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