DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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