That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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