There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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