We won't sleep together?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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