windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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