Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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