So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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