I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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