areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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