Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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