3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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