D3 body, D1 cock
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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