Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish I could punch you in the face.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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