i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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