At least make sure they are 18
Why
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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