Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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