I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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