today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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