And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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